Cubed Earwax

Cubed Earwax from Hoxton Street Monster Supplies! This earwax is harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, which is marvellously effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland. Made the traditional way, in copper pans above a gas flame, this is some of the finest earwax available anywhere.

NOTES FOR HUMANS: Delicious Clotted Cream Fudge in Individually Wrapped Bites (150g)

Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened Condensed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Palm Oil, Clotted cream 4% (Milk), Butter (Milk, Salt), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Humectant; Glycerine, Salt.