Impacted Earwax Fudge

Following feedback from our ravenous hoards, we have doubled the size of our luscious human earwax! Harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, these best-selling Impacted Earwax Bars are mouth-watering and magnificent value.

NOTES FOR HUMANS: Clotted Cream Fudge (100g)

Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Butter (MILK), Vegetable Oil (Palm kernel oil, Palm stearin oil), Clotted Cream (MILK) 3%, Flavour, Salt, Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin E322. 

Suitable for Vegetarians

Allergens in bold: may also contain nuts, peanuts, egg